The Snark loves to share his AMAZING word power with his adoring fans.
Todays word is: AFOOFA
AFOOFA is a very special word. It is the only word in the English language that is the same when spelled frontwards as it is rearwards.
Such a word is known as a paladin.
So, here’s to our special word! Now go repeat this information to anyone who’ll listen! They’ll think you’re special!
Go AFOOFA Go!
The Snark has noticed a real spike in conversational use of the word, “obviously”. Due to the very nature of its meaning, it should be seldom used.
But, people (sportscasters are the worst) love to open their sentences with the word “obviously”, and then go on to tell you what they already stated was obvious.
So, should we take exception to this? Should we assume that the speaker considers us idiots because he immediately goes into great detail telling us what he had just before deemed obvious?
Or, should we assume that the speaker is an idiot because he either doesn’t understand the words he’s using or he relies on “crutch words” or phrases to speak because he’s unable to think on the fly and speak accordingly?
I’m going with the latter … obviously.
Today’s word is CEDAR
Used in a sentence: I knowed she didn’t have no panties on ’cause I cedar cooch.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man still can’t see out of his other eye
Uncle Snarky’s Pronunciation Primer:
Today’s word … VOILA
Pronounced: VOH – EYE – LUH
Meaning: I created that mess
Used in a sentence: “You seen what I done there, dincha? Voila!
This was submitted by a friend. A modern Renaissance man with intellect and humor to spare! Much thanks, my brother! I will not mention your name without your consent.
Any fucking questions?
